18.6.06

仿尤明實錄─霍金版

保證句句有出處

  「大師即係大師呀?。你睇,霍金 到香港,幾受歡迎!去到邊都有人朝聖。」

  「所以話呢,教書做學者都要識做?推銷。一出機場, 個金髮看護真係殺死人。咁?排場,唔使講,梗係萬人空巷啦!」

  「你又亂?,乜?識推銷呀?你又知人地識唔識?」

  「有名你叫?嘛。Hawking Hawking,講到明hawk梗,仲唔識sell?」

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  「霍金做人都算積極呀?,話就算全身癱瘓,只要有生命,就一定有希望。又話如果其他同樣身染頑疾?人,就算想死,都有權咁做,但係咁就做錯?!科學家即係科學家,講句說話都唔同!」

  「你都傻?。你睇佢側邊邊個做看護先得 ?梗係話要死就大錯特錯啦!我睇見我死鬼阿爺?個私家看護,嘩,畀?我都想死。」

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  「阿霍金今日同阿特首見面,你估佢地有乜?傾???」

  「!有乜好講,得 三十分鐘,都未夠霍金講三句說話。咪話我話?,阿特首瞌埋眼,講埋一大堆廢話,到時霍金只有眼光光,流?口水,眨兩?眼,電腦講句Hello,跟住就散場。」

  「係喎係喎,咁都畀你諗到。計我話,霍金應該同特首講,嗌李國章學?佢,一於日日整部電腦響面前,到時就算打機都冇人知啦嘛!」

7 comments:

Paris said...

Many HK listed companies did not engage their auditor to perform interim review in last year. Hence, the interim result is incorrect as those Financial Controller don't know or have little knowledge on the effect of new HKFRS. Hence, the annual result (e.g. retained earning) is different from their interim result. HKEx and HKICPA keep silent on this issue. You can try to write something on this to criticise the accounting knowledge and preparation of HK listed companies.

Anonymous said...

Re: Varitronix

After reading today's Apple Daily HK, reported that the Ko have good track record on loss-making business and sounds peculiar business txns, I started to worry if Mr. Choi could make a turnaround on Varitronix.

整餅怪人 said...

高生佢地係吾係得罪了蘋果的大老闆或者財經版的編輯....

Cheryl said...

Will Mr.Tony Tsoi response to what Appledaily said today? Sort of looking forward to reading it!

Discovery channel said...

霍金和各先賢們之智能很偉大.

他們用宇宙的浩瀚使小人類反醒當世之微小.

政客,人民,都以自利為先,用千萬般理據,說社層多偉大,其實目的都是尋私利,聚群以覓取利益而矣.

反而宇宙規律,由:奇點,星系,黑洞,都依從一種冥冥之和諧,小至量子,大至超黑洞,都衹行系本質,不停運動,不問為何,卻成就大乾坤.

觀星使人坦蕩,參政使人長慼.

創discovery channel 使人慕智.
立議事堂為逐利獸訂殿堂卻教孩子敵我殺,忘掉無極之偉大.

剛看了一批愚笨人類選中之私利理足的人類總統陳水扁 後感.

Anonymous said...

"剛看了一批愚笨人類選中之私利理足的人類總統陳水扁 後感."

Interestingly, President Chen received support from many so-called intellectuals in Taiwan and Hong Kong, including 林行止.

It shows that as long as you know how to say high-sounding slogans, people will flock to support you. That's why people like 陳水扁 and Bush can get elected.

Anonymous said...

方先生,尤明實錄唔係人人都可以寫得好的,還是請專心寫好你的金融類BS罷.多謝.
~10歲已開始看1976年的號外讀者